No doubt their women notice them occasionally and are reminded that they exist and are a handy supply of sperm. Both men stand around sheepishly while portraying superfluous males. Whisk down to Louisiana, where Vivi reads the article and writes the daughter forever out of her life-less of a banishment than you might think, since they have not seen each other for seven years and Vivi doesn't even know of the existence of Sidda's Scottish fiance, Connor ( Angus MacFadyen).Ĭonnor seems cut from the same mold as Shep Walker ( James Garner), Vivi's husband.

Vivi's daughter Sidda ( Sandra Bullock) is a famous New York playwright, who tells an interviewer from Time magazine that she had a difficult childhood, mostly because of her mother. If life were as simple as this movie, we would all have time to get in shape and learn Chinese.Īs the film opens, four little girls gather around a campfire in the woods and create the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, exchanging drops of their blood, no doubt while sheriff's deputies and hounds are searching for them. Yes, this is one of those movies that whisks around in time, as childhood vows echo down through the years before we whiplash back to the revelations of ancient secrets. The heroine is Vivi, played by Ellen Burstyn in her 60s, Judd in her 30s and, as a child, by a moppet whose name I knoweth not.

The only character in the movie who is bearable is the heroine as a young woman, played by Ashley Judd, who suggests that there was a time before the story's main events when this creature was palatable. For their sins, the sisterhood should be forced to spend the rest of their lives locked in a Winnebago camper.

There is not a character in the movie with a shred of plausibility, not an event that is believable, not a confrontation that is not staged, not a moment that is not false.

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